Mary Mary Quite Contrary
How does your garden grow,
with silver-bells and cockle-shells
and little maids all in a row?
Silver Bells

tacoposey:

trimcoast:

safety-officer-barto:

why does tumblr always personify introversion as a tiny cute girl who drinks tea reads books and wears sweaters like i’m a 190 pound man who hangs out in the gym and in the woods doin manly shit but people still make me nervous like damn

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my hand slipped.

derek hale?

twerkinshield:

embracingthemadness:

steve and bucky making up random stories from their past and convincing the other avengers that it actually happened (◡‿◡✿)

(Source: frederdickchilton)

teamfreewifi:

Supported by real scientific data.

teamfreewifi:

Supported by real scientific data.

Teen Wolf Season 3A and 3B Parallels

(Source: kwanghale)

(Source: obsessedrandomness)

chocolatemilkandhamsandwiches:

I can’t remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you’re saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it’s not literally illegal to express. (xkcd)

chocolatemilkandhamsandwiches:

I can’t remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you’re saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it’s not literally illegal to express. (xkcd)

lexeilou:

lsunnyc:

finnockodair:

I’m that part of the fandom that can’t gif, make edits, write fanfiction or draw I’m just kind of here like

hey

Which makes you the commenter, the fic-reccer, the source-finder, the link-poster, the headcanon buddy, the forum-poster, the kink-prompter, the conversation starter, the number one fan, the miscellaneous details and subconscious fact-checker.

aka: you’re the person all those other skill-sets are producing for.

I like you.

(Source: sickassbonedragon)

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

dildarium:

Yes, I could look at it as a challenge

Or it could be so much pressure that a part of me inside shrivels up and dies and I become completely unmotivated

babygotbackandsomechickennuggets:

IM ACTUALLY LAUGHING SO HARD LIKE CAN YOU IMAGINE YOUNG PERCY WHEN HE FIRST DISCOVERED HE COULD TALK TO SEA CREATURE S 

LIKE MAYBE ONE DAY HIS MOM TOOK HIM TO THE AQUARIUM I DONT KNOW AND LITTLE PERCY IS JUST “Hi fishies!” aND HE HEARS”Hello young man” AND HIS FACE EXPRESSION IS JUST HOLY SHIT

sherlocked-with-thebeatles:

owlwithafeatherboa:

roadkill-dreamcatcher:

osamah:

i like girls who look like they kill people for a living

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Who is this and why does she look like the child of Hawkeye and Black Widow

That’s Natalie Dormer, and oh mY GOsH you’re right she does look their child!!!

that’s what happened in budapest.