Mary Mary Quite Contrary
How does your garden grow,
with silver-bells and cockle-shells
and little maids all in a row?
Silver Bells
Mum: I think I want to watch that series you were watching a few weeks ago
Me: Which one?
Mum: It was something like 'orphan is the new black'
Me: That's two separate shows
Mum: No
there was a one with dark hair in glasses that you thought was hot
and i'm pretty sure she was a lesbian
because she was going out with that blonde lady
Me: That still could be either show
Mum: I think there were clones
Me: There we go.

wiseyoungravenclaw:

Stop giving Jim Parsons acting awards for making fun of people with Autism 2014.

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kingofthewilderwest:

Hiccup’s complete lack of concern…

septembriseur:

Wow, it’s so hard to understand why a woman-written comic about a female superhero who wears a sensible costume, writes fanfic, and stuffs her face with tasty gyros is so popular and trendy, while a cover for a forthcoming male-written book that portrays its female superhero as sexxily posing for porn sexxx in a suit that clings to every anatomical feature of her 22-inch waist and ass is widely derided. I mean, the thing is that it’s just really mysterious. It’s like how audiences say they’re interested in Black Panther and Ms. Marvel movies, when really what they want is even more white male superheroes. People are so confusing! 

apracticalman:

thirdeyeblind-jumper:

i’m getting laser eye surgery. very excited to have laser eyes

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thenorsebros:

if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next

intoasylum:

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harry potter | text posts

krystalrneth:

i don;t even know why i stay up late all i do is find new ways to hate myself

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mandopony:

vinegod:

On the Run by Thomas Sanders

Perfection

(Source: wetrilo)

differentblogtitle:

"Autism is a mysterious condition"

you’re a mysterious condition

tags → #text 

crashingangelcas:

averypottermormon:

jade-homestuck-harley:

essayofthoughts:

indigoumbrella:

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indigoumbrella:

huffpostarts:

In The Not So Distant Future, Glow-In-The-Dark Trees Could Replace Street Lights

Is that… is that even healthy?

There are sea organisms and fungi which glow in the dark and there’s fireflies and jellyfish which glow in the dark. It doesn’t do them any harm nor does it do the people around them any harm. I would say its pretty healthy, as well as it would mean more photosynthesis happening in cities which mean cleaner air.

I was just curious about how they were doing it and for some reason I didn’t think to click the link. But thanks! It makes more sense now. I was afraid it was some kind of chemical thing.

nah just genetic modification using existing bioluminescent genes. Genetics is really cool, and so is bioluminescence. I mean they’ve already made pigs glow using jellyfish genes and pigs are waaay more complicated than trees iirc. So they’re actually (i think) less likely to muck it up with trees.

In which case

GLOWY

FORESTS

GLOWY

TREES

GLOWY

EVERYTHING

(I like glowy things)

All hail the mighty glow tree

the last comment slayed me

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