he looks like one of the italian people pushing one of those boats
#DEADYou don’t even understand, there are actual tears.
(Source: iseeincolor91, via wingsupbitchestakenoprisoners)
303537| [student staring at textbook] | |
| Teacher: | Close your book and pay attention! |
| [student staring blankly ahead] | |
| Teacher: | Take out your book and pay attention! |
| [student walks into class] | |
| Teacher: | Why are you late? |
| Student: | I couldn't get up the stairs because there was a ton of students in the way. |
| Teacher: | No excuse, detention. |
| [teacher strolls in fifteen minutes late] | |
| Teacher: | Sorry I'm late there was traffic on my way back from Dunkin. I needed some coffee after staying up late grading your papers. |
| [student snacks on nutrigrain bar first period] | |
| Teacher: | And may I ask why you're eating in my class? |
| Student: | I overslept and couldn't eat breakfast because I was up late doing homework. |
| Teacher: | Unless you have enough for the whole class put it away. |
| [teacher brings out a full breakfast first period] | |
| Teacher: | I'm sorry I'm eating in class but I was up all night grading your papers and overslept my alarm clock. |
| [teacher is collecting homework] | |
| Teacher: | Do you have your homework? |
| Student: | No, I couldn't finish it, I had a lot of homework to do for other classes last night. |
| Teacher: | No excuse, you get a zero. |
| [beginning of class] | |
| Student: | Do you have our quizzes? |
| Teacher: | No. I was up all night grading another classes quizzes. |
Please tell me this is a gag reel
Nope.This is an actual scene from the show.
(Source: tiny-wonderland, via deanie-weanie)
Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.
shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”
shout out to everyone who is respectful about everyone elses beliefs
(via deanie-weanie)
‘tis the season
for D͡ A M͘ ͠N A̡ ̧T I̸ ̕O N
F ͟A͡ ̢L͏ ̕A ͜L A ͞L A҉ L ̴A̷ ͢L ̴A͡ ̨L̨ A ̕L̴ ̢ÁL̷̸̲̞̗͚̜͗ͮͨ̐ͥ͑͌͛͊̎̊͒̇͆ͯ̋ͥ͝͡A̴̛̞̩̟̒̏̂̎͑͛͋ͥͭ̑̓͗̇̔͘̕͡ͅAͮ̎ͥ͛ͣͬ͆͛̏͑͐҉̷͞͏͕̙͔̜̘̯̜̺̭ͅÂ̶̯̯̗̳̬̯̝͖̠̹͖͕̖̬̖͋̃ͨ̾̉̀ͯ̇̅̂̽ͫ̇ͫ̀͠ͅA͋̇̇̅͆ͣ̃ͣ͏̩̼̗̗̺̖͖̣̦͓̠̲̬͜A̶̧̙̘͙͚̞̼͍̟̝͍̜̠̗̻̦̗͕͆ͯ̐͑͐͊͊̿̏ͯ͛ͅA̧̩̺͚͍͙̳͇̹̼̙̪͙͚̠̬̞̤͎͋ͬ̔ͫͣ̿́
(via frosty-butt)
(Source: higgly-town-hero, via deanie-weanie)
science teacher introduces student to the harshness of real life
(Source: thatfunnything, via jamboreeguy)
| black people: | black |
|---|---|
| white people: | 2% greek 9.1% german .0000032% russian 92% irish 49% french 100% blue eyed devil |
| asian people: | not chinese |
i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
That is exactly what happened.
(via deanie-weanie)
why does no one ever talk about what fire actually is like it’s not a solid, liquid or gas, it’s just kinda there
this is one of the things that have mindfucked me since forever
like what is it
My science teacher told me that fire isn’t a gas, liquid, or solid because it isn’t matter it’s energy
(via tiger1235)
(via jamboreeguy)
miguel-the-sexy-and-powerful-god:
my favorite thing about hiatuses is the way the fans go a bit dormant, and hide under mountains of fics and rewatches and other shows
but then something happens, filming starts, and suddenly
what happened to the sherlock fandom and why didn’t we go dormant we’ve just been sitting here losing our minds
Dormancy is boring
(Source: whosedesignisthis, via tiger1235)
movie theaters are actually really cute like a bunch of strangers come together to watch a movie together with snacks and candy and laughing and crying aw good job movie theaters i see what you did there
(Source: superlouis, via tiger1235)
