Mary Mary Quite Contrary
How does your garden grow,
with silver-bells and cockle-shells
and little maids all in a row?
Silver Bells

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

queentacotruck:

I find it funny how people refuse to acknowledge mental illness until they need an excuse to protect a white man

(Source: bringcolourtomvskies)

vegan-shithead:

dimedog:

vegan-shithead:

if I see one more “g*psy/indie” bullshit blog link, I’m going to scream

✧♱ ♰Follow for more soft bigotry♱ ♰

❂ ღ click for pale racists ღ ❂

(Source: veganshithead)

221bbarricade:

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

That’s because pulp is fiction

221bbarricade:

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

That’s because pulp is fiction

(Source: almost-relevant)

gollums-new-best-friend:

chileanboyvstheworld:

this guy is a guardian of the galaxy 

I feel safer already

(Source: mcaubergine)

kellyangel:

Read the next comic here

Magical girl is not something you can retire from …. 

(Source: anythingcomic.com)

tags → #picture 
im 13 and my boyfriend wants me to spend the night what should i wear
Anonymous

asian:

tags → #ask 

I found a copy of the Twilight AU that became 50 Shades of Grey.

thewinterwidow:

princess-sparklemullet:

ryeisenberg:

ryeisenberg:

  • It’s called Master of the Universe.
  • It was originally published on Fanfiction.net (aka where fanfiction goes to die).
  • E.L. James’ pen name was Snowqueens Icedragon because of course it was.
  • Snowqueens Icedragon does not use quotation marks. 
  • She does, however, make up expressions like "my very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba" and “I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone.”
  • They spend more time filling out sex-related paperwork than they do actually having sex.
  • This is my reaction to all of the sex scenes:
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  • Because the human body doesn’t work like that
  • This is my reaction to everything else:
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  • Because the english language doesn’t work like that.

The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just dropped, so here’s a link to the original Twilight fanfiction that the book is “based” off of, because if you’re gonna read the book before you see the movie you might as well read it in its original format. 

Oh my god it has those banner photoshop graphics we all spent at least a week thinking were really cool and a sign of a quality fic

Reblogging again because her ff.net profile still exists, though it doesn’t have anything on it.

tags → #link 

nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

(Source: moseby)

tags → #text 

kitsparrow:

ghettocarnival:

PETER

PETER.

(Source: dickpuns)

tags → #picture 

How to have a zero drama fandom

Step 1: like a thing
Step 2: find a few close friends who also like the thing
Step 3: don't talk to anyone else in the fandom literally those 5-6 persons are your fandom
tags → #chat 

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

tags → #picture 

birdluvr1993:

masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies,  expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person

tags → #text 

d0nn0:

Me: omg babe keep it down you’re gonna wake my parents!

Computer: *huummmmmmmmmmmmmm*

tags → #text